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Below are the 5 most recent journal entries recorded in The Book Of Brad F*cking Harrington's LiveJournal:

Tuesday, January 25th, 2005
1:55 pm
So the other day im at gemmel getting food right and guess who walks by..... Brad Harrington. i just about crapped myself. the people i was with thought i shot a load in my pants. so after food we walked upstairs and i was near the tv checking out the game and he walks up to me and talked to me!!! he asked me about foot ball and if i liked it. i am on cloud nine.

Current Mood: chipper
Monday, December 27th, 2004
5:59 pm
brad is my dad
Monday, December 6th, 2004
12:42 am
I did have to alter a few of the qualities to make them brad worthy

B is for Being great
R is for Rage filled
A is for Alert
D is for Dramatic
H is for Hunting midgets
A is for Active
R is for Revolutionary
R is for Rad
I is for Intelligent
N is for Ninja
G is for Great
T is for Tyrant
O is for Outrageous
N is for Never dying

Current Mood: oh yea
Saturday, November 20th, 2004
6:55 pm
only his awesome-ness matters
ok so im sure you all know how awesome he is. well today we discovered that he uses rattle snakes as condoms and made inbreeds just to get a laugh. so why are some people following these false idols who only make hot dog, which aren't all that great i might add. ill tell you why. when they were growing up they didnt have explosives to play with.

Current Mood: cheerful
Friday, November 19th, 2004
9:01 pm
In case you didnt think Brad Harrington was the best
Brad is great, needless to say. Some feel that maybe Eddie dog is better than The Brad F*cking Harrington, those people obviously never witnessed the wrath of Brad Harrington!

So I have put together a small list of Brad's accomplishments

He craps pure gold and his shit is used as currency in many countries especially Argentina!

Brad Harrington was the American Revolution!

He has ball-bearing eyes and shoots many lasers out of them! Not those wussy laser pointer lasers mind you, I'm talking lasers that will ruin your shit, permanently!

He kills hobos....WITH HIS MIND!!!!

He hates people with glasses, and he wears them! ...And he hates irony!

Midgets are part of his daily diet...And he doesnt even need to eat!

He'd eat David Bowie if you asked him to!

He once threw up the entire lost city of Atlantis!

One time he was moving funiture and he single-handedly caused the continental drift!

He drives an ice-cream truck covered in skulls!

At his bachelor party he ate the entire cake before someone told him there was a stripper inside!

He invented diarrhea as a sick joke!

His casseroles are delicious...that sounds fairly normal...but damn, thats good casserole!
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