In case you didnt think Brad Harrington was the best
Brad is great, needless to say. Some feel that maybe Eddie dog is better than The Brad F*cking Harrington, those people obviously never witnessed the wrath of Brad Harrington!
So I have put together a small list of Brad's accomplishments
He craps pure gold and his shit is used as currency in many countries especially Argentina!
Brad Harrington was the American Revolution!
He has ball-bearing eyes and shoots many lasers out of them! Not those wussy laser pointer lasers mind you, I'm talking lasers that will ruin your shit, permanently!
He kills hobos....WITH HIS MIND!!!!
He hates people with glasses, and he wears them! ...And he hates irony!
Midgets are part of his daily diet...And he doesnt even need to eat!
He'd eat David Bowie if you asked him to!
He once threw up the entire lost city of Atlantis!
One time he was moving funiture and he single-handedly caused the continental drift!
He drives an ice-cream truck covered in skulls!
At his bachelor party he ate the entire cake before someone told him there was a stripper inside!
He invented diarrhea as a sick joke!
His casseroles are delicious...that sounds fairly normal...but damn, thats good casserole!